What We're Buzzin' On March 7th, 2012

This guy hit a hat trick, anyone care?
(via Bettor)

Since we're not always buzzin' on booze... LINKS!!!!

College Hoops
-We're all on drugs at Syracuse!
-Western Kentucky keeps it hotter in the Sun Belt
-Harvard is dancing for the first time since 1946
-Jacked Jacks off the Leathernecks, jacking the Summit Title. Jackasses.
-Detroit wins Horizon League Bid
-Big XII Tournament Preview
-Pac-12 Tournament Preview

NFL
-Peyton Manning to be released by Colts
--Reaction in Indy
--Where Does He Go?
-Randy Moss Works Out For Saints
--Foul To The Finish Coverage
-Titans Don't Want Courtland Finnegan
-Drew Brees Tells Saints "Fuck Off"
-GREGG THE BOUNTY HUNTER
-No Franchise Tag For Matt Flynn
-Draft Preview -- Quarterbacks

NBA
-Atlanta > Indiana
-Boston > Houston (OT)
-Charlotte > LOLando
-Dallas > LINSANITY!!!!
-Detroit > LA Lakers (OT)
-Miami > Derron Williams

NHL
-Boston > Toronto
-Calgary > Montreal
-Colorado > Minnesota
-Columbus > Nameless Desert Wandering Entity
-Dallas > Vancouver
-Edmonton > San Jose (SO)
-Hartford > Washington (OT)
-Los Angeles > Nashville
-New Jersey > NY Rangers
-Ottawa > Tampa Bay
-Philly > Detroit
-St. Louis > Chicago

NCAA Football
-Washington State boots Kaufusi
-Illinois Gets Drunk, Then Drives
-Mo Isom Tries For Bayou Bengal Football

MLB
-Johnny Damon is homeless
-Cole Hamels is a bitch

Soccer
-Arsenal > AC Milan; Milan advances in UEFA
-Benfica > Zenit St. Petersburg; Benefica advances in UEFA